Redefine Touch: 90min's Worst Footballer Tests the Brand New adidas Copa 19+ Boots

As the worst footballer in the 90min office, week in, week out at five-a-side I tend to need all the help I can get in order to keep up with my co-workers.  This help usually comes in the form of: - An extra player when my team is 12 or more goals behind. - Being awarded a penalty instead of a free kick because "we might as well make it a bit more competitive". - A "next goal wins" exclamation to give my team a slender chance of winning.  Ahead of another crunch five-a-side encounter on... Via All the latest breaking football news, transfer rumours, analysis, and match reports - 90min http://www.90min.com/