Van Bronckhorst 'Interested', Exodus Predicted, Everything Is Crap: Newcastle News Roundup

No, that title is not an exaggeration. For the Geordie nation, everything is indeed​ spectacularly crap.  Seriously, who cares about who the next 'Yes Man' will be for Mike Ashley to toy with as he continues his crusade to eviscerate the soul of ​Newcastle United? Who cares about transfer rumours - which player in their right mind would want to step foot into a place filled with such toxicity it makes Chernobyl seem like Disneyland? Believe me, as a member of the Toon Army, I feel your pain.... Via All the latest breaking football news, transfer rumours, analysis, and match reports - 90min http://www.90min.com/